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Jan 24, 2023Liked by Jeff Somers

And here I thought lampshades were for tabletop dancing, silly me.

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They can be for two things!

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Haha! The last statement. 🥹 You’re hilarious and I loved this. The Menu was super thrilling to watch, but this was totally on my mind the whole time too: “Ytf don’t they just kill the bastard and his minions?”.

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Jan 24, 2023Liked by Jeff Somers

When I was just a kid, dad took us to the Ground Round for a dining treat. The kind of place where the burgers were tasty and cheap, and we got to throw peanut shells on the floor. High living that was...

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Ground Round! I never got to go, but we always drove past it and I *wanted* to, so frickin badly.

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I remember loving Red Lobster.

I think I was 23.

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THE CHEDDAR BISCUITS THOUGH

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