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Mar 21, 2023Liked by Jeff Somers

The bartender’s calculation is, “Which whiskey do I give him for free to get him to stop dancing?” The answer, of course, is, “It doesn’t matter.”

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... because I never stop dancing. I am dancing right NOW.

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I really think you missed the boat in not titling your memoir "I May Be the Perfect Organism."

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I think you're right. Not the first time titles have tripped me up.

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I will have to give it a shot again. Last time I could only watch 20 minutes of it. I was too impatient with how slow it was. But I do commend the film for being subversive and different.

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It is tough to get into, and it's not for everybody.

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After the sun goes down…right, right. It’ll be fine. I beat Elden Ring. I can do this.

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Now I have to watch this. And I am already disturbed.

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Turn off all the lights and dial 9-1 on your phone.

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