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Bill Cameron's avatar

I will accept no less than $5 per dong to read Jeff on Dongs. That's what you meant, right?

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Jeff Somers's avatar

... yes?

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Daniel Davis's avatar

By any chance was Groucho on the Dick Cavett Show with Joyce? Dick would often pair people with opposing viewpoints on his show, and Groucho was a bit of a chauvinist. Hello I must be going...

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Jeff Somers's avatar

No, although the show is pretty free with its casual celebrity impersonations.

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Daniel Davis's avatar

Hope you're staying dry.

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Jeff Somers's avatar

We did! A lot of other folks here were not so lucky, but our sump did yoeman's work.

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Daniel Davis's avatar

Yeoman Rand? Or someone doing Boon Work?

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Janet Reid's avatar

I always find it amusing when writers (in this case, the TV show writers) frame success as literary agents pursuing a writer.

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Jeff Somers's avatar

They also still routinely assume a single first-book advance makes you wealthy <cries bitter tears>

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