Jul 25, 2023·edited Jul 25, 2023Liked by Jeff Somers
A) Bears are adorable. You shut up.
B) A lot of people probably think Jared Leto is Hollywood's most likely serial killer, but that's what he WANTS you to think.
C) It's Margot Robbie. Trust me, she's buried a string of bodies at filming locations around the world longer than Dennis Squalor's endless string of sunsets.
Give me the points! Or else I'll post a comment on your Substack revealing your dark secret, which is that you're not nearly the dissolute hobo you play on television, and in fact you own several pairs of pants, at least one of which I've seen YOU WEAR IN PUBLIC!
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A) Bears are adorable. You shut up.
B) A lot of people probably think Jared Leto is Hollywood's most likely serial killer, but that's what he WANTS you to think.
C) It's Margot Robbie. Trust me, she's buried a string of bodies at filming locations around the world longer than Dennis Squalor's endless string of sunsets.
D) Harry is my hero.
Harry is EVERYBODY's hero. You don't get extra points for that.
Give me the points! Or else I'll post a comment on your Substack revealing your dark secret, which is that you're not nearly the dissolute hobo you play on television, and in fact you own several pairs of pants, at least one of which I've seen YOU WEAR IN PUBLIC!
do your worst I fear no man